Default

One's penis in its flaccid state. Often used encouragingly, to comment on a friend's natural giftedness, although disparaging use is also valid.

Hey dude, thats a nice default. Bro has a huge default. Man I'd be way more confident if I had your default.

by Crveni6 January 2, 2026

immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.

hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position

by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018

Fat default

A bad and basic person

That girl Ashley is a fat default

by Alexxe March 30, 2019

black default

The sexiest default that ever exist in Fortnite.

Boy: Oh look a black default
Other boy: What a God

by fearmetrashbags September 9, 2019

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019