David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.

Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 7, 2020

David

a fat linemen that sucks at math

David u suck

by Hensuw naoenrqbw February 27, 2020

David

an absolute fool

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

Sucks big balls

Wow David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018