David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick

Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david

by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020

David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off

David is very cruel

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019

David

an absolute fool

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart

by Sporkin February 3, 2019