David

The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.

You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.

by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.

Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry

by Sectet December 8, 2018

David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.

I spent the night with David!

by fats so al October 23, 2019

David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat

Damn you look like David

by Thommytanks November 21, 2019

David

David is me, an idiot.

David is really stupid.

by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020

David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.

Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020