cock-a-doodle-goo

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.

Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.

by c0rr September 20, 2011

Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.

CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!

by Unperdictible May 2, 2006

doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.

I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage

by drop it on the one August 27, 2008

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.

Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint

by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010

Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011