Donkey Lip

Basically, a donkey lip is one vagina lip that is larger than the other, usually due to an ass-load of sex from one side.

Joe pulled down the girl's pants only to reveal the huge, beat-up donkey lip waiting for him.

by Ahoff101 January 26, 2006

donkey's ears

1. This is an example of an expression that has altered its spelling over time. "Not for donkey's ears" means not for a very long time and refers to the length of a donkey's ears. However, they gradually stretched from the "donkey" and turned "ears" into "years". The meaning of the expression is the same, if it does make rather less sense than the original.

2. Because donkeys tend to plod along slowly, they take a long time to complete a task or journey. Therefore, a donkey year takes a long time to elapse.

I haven't heard that one for donkey's ears.

by Osmium November 10, 2008

donkey show

Donkey shows usually take place in TJ. It is when a donkey's penis penetrates a (sometimes kidnapped) women.

My friend went to a Donkey show and he said that the girl looked as if she was about 17. She looked as if she had been drugged, cuz she looked out of it. Another person I knew had a sister that was kidnapped and sold to the guys who hold these donkey shows. Their dad used to drive around in TJ's underground shows until he found his daughter.

by Elmz June 27, 2007

donkey twat

one who acts in a twat-like manner, the adjective donkey is placed before to add the effect of a nasty yet funny twat, this can be used as a joke or to degrade a person

That bitch Hannah is such a damn DONKEY TWAT!

by Robert Derrington October 2, 2006

Donkey Stomp

To thrust one's penis into a lady friends face. Similar to a donkey slap.

"I donkey stomped that bitch last night and gave her a black eye"

by Bohemoth August 16, 2006

donkey-shite-anus

1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.

2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.

1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"

2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"

by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Donkey Bash

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)

Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there

by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010