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Amber Curse 

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

ken curse 

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.
dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.
ken curse by monthreview January 20, 2023

Advy Curse 

The curse caused by Advy to make a typo while tryping
Bro i made a trypo, i think i got the Advy Curse
Advy Curse by Blacky3900 July 2, 2023

cunningham curse 

Charm , personality , sex appeal that is unforgettable . Just a taste and they get sprung and lose they damn mind . Therapy often necessary after to assist with withdrawal symptoms. The best ever lucky to have had .
His grand momma was talking bout some cunningham curse like it was voodoo or something. Laughing like it was a joke , til he put me away drippin and wet !! Actually a blessing shit ! Til I got ghosted !
cunningham curse by Han $olo September 3, 2023

The gaming curse 

Its when player's with skill are placed with teammates that's has no skill what so ever.
Bro oh my god my team is trash why do i always get the gaming curse.
The gaming curse by Upliftcone October 31, 2017

The Adam Curse

A curse dating back at least 5 years which has now been proven to this day.
Austin: Hey who did you draft for NvW?

Andrew: Adam why?

Austin: Yikes, you really drafted the Adam Curse?