Cunt-a-leezza Rice

vernacular term for the worthless, useless, and brainless academic promoted impossibly far beyond her abilities to National Security Advisor and then Secretary of State by Chimpy McDumbass during his Constitution-shredding, terrorist-enhancing, treasury-depleting, New Orleans-drowning, America-hating Reign of Terror (2001-2009 C.E.).

E.g. "I wish someone had released a mushroom cloud on that punkin-headed bozo Cunt-a-leezza Rice!"

by LeftWingDoc August 12, 2008

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011

Cunt with Power

A Cunt with Power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. Everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held.

Mark is a Cunt with Power and he threatens to fire people if he can't win an arguement with them.

Hitler was a Cunt with Power.

One of the moderators on my favourite website is a Cunt with Power and he is ruining the online community.

by 100%NotNick June 29, 2009

cunt-strewed

Promiscuous; slutty

When she partied she got all cunt-strewed, throwing her pussy all over the place, offering it to anyone and everyone that was interested, ending up in every bedroom with a different guy.

by maxrelax April 4, 2011

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

royal cunt

One whom demands to be treated like royalty despite being the most loathsome creature to ever crawl the planet. This person is no stranger to being selfish and egotistical and uses loopholes in a set of rules to sabbotage you. Often times this person will do something horrible for no other reason than simply because they can.

You may find this person as a small forum moderator/admin. Or more commonly as someone given too much power in a social setting and proceeds to abuse it for her/his own amusement.

Typical tell-tale Royal Cunt symptoms include:

-Cowardly decitful tactics
-Egotistical behavior
-Bigotry
-Lying with blantant attempts to sabbotage.
-Quoting rules and regulations
-Removal of content despite bringing nothing to the table.

Aki: I'm going to make sure everyone follows the rules making everyone else miserable and I don't care if you don't like it rules are rules and they must be followed.

Brek: Aki is such a royal cunt.

by Brek Laberif September 20, 2013

belligerent thunder cunt

1. n. someone who is obnoxious and idiotic at the same time

2.n. someone who is just generally annoying and loud

3. "thunder cunt"
-a noun: a particularly ferocious vagina
-a verb: the act of having your hands in a v formation around your crotch and then expelling them forward with a sense of victory of defiance

1. Did you see that that girl just blow off her boyfriend to hang out with her friends, what a belligerent thunder cunt.

2. He is such a belligerent thunder cunt, all he does is blab about his Harvard degree.

3. 1. That Heather is wild, she must have one hell of a thunder cunt. 2. After the tennis match, the doubles team gave their opponents the thunder cunt, just to put them down.

by the big tc November 11, 2009