crumbs

The crumbs are the females that always come around , that you can easily fuck, but only give attention to when there are no new women around to finesse.

matt- “ this bar aint lit bro, not much females for us”
nick- “ guess tonight we picking up the crumbs”

by the kiiid December 30, 2019

cubs

another name for horseshit as given to us by Ozzie Guillen. in a press conference he called the Cubs "horseshit" and since i hate the Cubs i find it fitting.

That burger tasted awful, i thought it was totally "Cubs".

A 1989 Chevy Corsica is "Cubs".

The manager wants me to cover Frank's area tonight too, this is fuckin' "Cubs"!!!

by fat and funky thunderchunky March 17, 2010

Wisconsin Cumberbun

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

cougar cubs

the offspring of any cougar that has successfully mated with her cougar bait

" oh yeah jen & walt? she is totally the cougar wifey, 3 years older than him and they have kids, look at their 2 little cougar cubs... luke & avery"

by redneck wrecka August 10, 2008

cubs

the "lovable losers", nobody really loves them. the team isn't that bad, it's just their annoying, obnoxious fans that make the team so bad.

1: Did you see the Cubs game last night?
2: Nah, did they win? Oh yah forgot we're talkin about the Cubs
1: FUCK YOU THE CUBS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER ITS JUST THEIR MANAGER AND THE STUPID OWNER AND insert one of the many reasons why the cubs suck. DONT MESS WITH MY CUBBIES
2: damn, calm down. God i hate cubs fans.

by astrosfan January 17, 2009

CUMBEANS

When you spit and cum and bleed in a girls pussy after sex, and she doesnt wanna produce aliens from her vagina so she squats and lets the juices dribble out....SQUISHY!!

last night after me and kara had nasty nord sex got crazy and let the cumbeans out in my mouth.

by 7 March 10, 2004

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011