the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson
by itsLunaire October 15, 2024
Get the Tom Cruisemug. Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then
by Ethan R. Clipss October 31, 2018
Get the Jamaican cruisemug. The last name of the actors in the 2001 movie "Vanilla Sky", as this movie stars both Tom CRUISE and Penélope CRUISE
Whenever someone mentions the movie "Vanilla Sky", I can’t help but laugh at how it stars both Tom and Penélope CRUISE—imagine the family movie night with those legendary last names!"
by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
Get the Cruisemug. A hot, handsome and humorous guy. Truly one of kind and and not exactly trustworthy but will keep all the secrets in the minds of his friends.
He is such a Cruise.
by Cruise's wife March 25, 2023
Get the Cruisemug. When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."
by Wayne from Ferrantes June 27, 2003
Get the cruise highway hundredmug. Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.
Easiest to do in belly buttons.
Easiest to do in belly buttons.
One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.
by Fetzilla September 7, 2012
Get the Jacknipple Cruisemug. by Acruise November 22, 2021
Get the Aiden cruisemug.