Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/
A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
by Chrijones July 24, 2012
Get the Crotch Ratmug. by kenny the kid February 10, 2008
Get the crotch boxingmug. A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 4, 2009
Get the Crotch Mileagemug. The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.
He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 6, 2010
Get the Crotch Pocketmug. a lady's love juices
by lovebug April 4, 2003
Get the crotch-brothmug. by KraigG December 14, 2008
Get the Crotch Mopmug. by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008
Get the Crotch Turdmug.