crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

Crooker

Crackhead hooker

Bitch a crooker

by Starr Daddy November 13, 2017

crookham

Usually a guy who is a redheaded asshole, these guys are usually always pissed off and drive grey Chevrolet’s, they are sensitive so watch what you say to them. A crookham can be found in southern Arkansas usually laying pipe on some job site.

I don’t like your attitude, your being a real crookham today!

by Anonydude90 February 14, 2018

croosdos

a stupid pathetic ugly bitch

amanda is a croosdos

by Allways May 8, 2018

Croospy

The opposite of crispy: can mean many things.

“That shit’s croospy”

by Majr2001 May 10, 2018

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018