Honest Criminal

Someone who is pushed to do crime to preserve tbemsel or a community

Bonqueque and Bartholomew were childhood freinds. Although they were poor. They were fired from their job and now they are going to die from thirst or hunger. So they both agreed to steal stuff and stop as soon as they don't need to anymore. Bonqueque would steal food, clothes and other basic needs how ever Bartholomew would steal valuable things like chains, jewelry, etc. Bonqueque would go for the basic needs immediately however Bartholomew would go for the jewels to have reserve money in case there's no more basic needs. Both are honest criminals but one is scared while the other one is careful

by Swordhero March 23, 2023

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Midlife Crisink

Midlife crisis-ink, a tattoo one gets when going through a midlife crisis.

Rod hit 50 and his kids won't talk to him but at least he's got some sweet midlife crisink.

by rollforwisdom April 23, 2023

Clickbait Criminal

Clickbait Criminal is a provocative and manipulative person whose job is to manufacture clickbait news and videos on a daily basis. Clickbait criminals thrive on provocation and manipulation tactics to attract people by any means necessary. Either business, political, or personal reasons. Clickbait criminal doesn't stop.

Watch just few clickbait criminal headlines in action:

"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”

by Naktis October 2, 2023

Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.

"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."

by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023

Quasi-Criminal

Not a thing. That isn't a thing that exists.

Hym "Look at him making shit up over there. What is a quasi-criminal, Jordan? Someone who does a thing that isn't a crime but you subjectively think it should be a crime so you're justified in preventing them from speaking online and/or causing them to lose money... Which is what happened to you... Seriously. The prefix 'Quasi' means 'apparently but not really.' So, like a big muscley guy with tattoos and a motorcycle who rides a motorcycle but he works as an accountant and doesn't have a criminal record or a black guy with chains and a durag. THAT is a quasi-criminal. He SEEMS like he would be a criminal... But is NOT A CRIMINAL. And he tries to tie everything he's asked about into the need for society... To do something about... People online... Using their freedom of speech... To say things... That he personally doesn't like (But other people LOVE, Jordan, everybody loves the shit I say here)... But, how is doing that any different then Youtube demonetizing you? How is the claim that YOU are doing some sort of abstract harm with YOUR speech any less legitimate? That was the justification. For firing you. You decried Youtube for taking down your videos. But it's exactly the same."

by Hym Iam November 1, 2023

Chris crippin

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".

"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"

by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023