Jersey Crime

A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead

"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"

by Bjeasus May 4, 2018

Crime

An act created by false leaders who lack the ability to know self worth without having groups of people to consider beneath their level of desired achievement.

If it wasnt for all this crime all blacks and Latinos would be lawyers living in Beverly Hills.

The crime rate is down I guess I'll be kissing another obama's ass...

How did Cortez become a senator? I thought all Hispanic had crimes, who dropped the ball Billy?

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Crime Scene

A lovely place with lovely people.. butt stuff

Adrina lynn crime scene is the best

by p3acemod3 March 19, 2021

Gambluno Crime Family

Intransitive verb

1 a: A crime family family that plays Uno games for money or property

b: A crime family that bets Uno on uncertain outcomes

c: A crime family that stakes on Uno based on contingency

Transitive verb

1 a: to risk by gambling in Uno with the a crime family

Noun
1 a: The Gambuluno Crime Family

Etymology

Probably an early form of gambler in Modern English, gamner "player in a game," Latin una as in "moon," and the Latin "Uno" as in the card game meaning "the one, the only".

probably back-formation from gambler, perhaps alteration (by dissimilation, or substitution of the frequentative suffix -le) of early Modern English gamner "player in a game," from gamen "to play" (going back to Middle English gamenen, going back to Old English gamenian, derivative of gamen GAME entry 1) + -er -ER entry 2

Recent examples on the web:

For passengers looking to explore Las Vegas' airport, but not seeking to play Uno with the Gabluno Crime Family, the airport opened several new shops.

The mayor of NYC was Gambluno Crime Familying away the city's future.

by Chance Christiansen February 4, 2024

crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020

crime stop

An idea that is casually accepted and provides a quick and satisfying explanation of an issue where a deeper analysis would lead to thought crimes.

When I told my mother that the emperor is naked she said that only stupid people don't see the emperor's clothes and I can't get past the crime stop.

by Sp2An January 13, 2024

My Body My Crime

A slogan woman can wear on tshirts, bumper stickers, picket signs . This slogan refers to having to terminate pregnancies themselves with pills, back alleys, kitchens and hangars. I have to doubt the police will take them to jail to check their uteri

The entire sorority stood outside the State Capitol chanting “My Body My Crime” to make it clear abortions won’t stop just because a bunch of old white men in government decided abortions are now a crime

by Poppy Birchbark January 22, 2023