Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.

Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle April 10, 2016

poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy

Will you poop cream me tonight ?

by Prism Break May 15, 2016

Poop Cream

The man sticks his hand in the girls ass and takes out some poop and rubs it over his dick and sticks it back in her asshole or pussy

Daddy poop cream me tonight

by Prism Break May 15, 2016

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003

Cream Wolfing

1. To play the free online game "cream wolf"

2. To just hang out

3. To give ice cream to fat children during the day. Then make them follow you home. At night you turn into a wolf and eat the children.

Ben- "Hey brady, do you want to go for coffee? what time are you off work?"

Brady- "Ben, Im cream wolfing til midnight"

by Michael Leigh November 02, 2011

Cream Eye

Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye

It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station

by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022