old crapper

One who is old and craps on people's faces and chests. Also an old jerk who runs around chainsawing people's dogs to death.

Yea, he's an old crapper, he just took a dump on my face

by Jerk Swan February 5, 2008

crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 13, 2007

crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 15, 2009

Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

crappie

the derogatory word for capitalists derived from "crapitalist" parodies the word commie that I made the fuck up.

-I love to kill tens of millions every year and then hypocritically blame socialism for the same thing like a scapegoat although I am exeggerating the numbers and making some bullshit and lies the fuck up and never talk about myself.

-Damn, you are such a crappie

by ZalanBelDahl March 23, 2022

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

by irockpeesonmyheadbutdontcallmeapeehead August 30, 2005