Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

by Torbert October 15, 2020

Out Crofted

When two girls both go to a fancy dress party dressed as Lara Croft, however one wears it much better thus the other is Out Crofted.

First brought about by Imogen.

Hey did you see Katie and Emily both came as the same person tonight?

Yeah! But Katie got way Out Crofted!

by Imogs September 25, 2013

apple crate

Apple crates are constructed from heavily knotted wood. These knots frequently fall out revealing a glory hole. A single crate can contain up to 20 glory holes for when the box is overturned on a person.

Sharon manned the apple crate for 2 hours.. At one point there was 15 holes filled.

by MattW1981 October 18, 2015

Karma Crafting

When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.

I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.

It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier

by PH3NF1X February 1, 2017

Shaft-Craft

The art of creating dildo's and other penis-like structures.

I got this new toy, it was made by a master of Shaft-Craft.

by Dr.Didget January 4, 2018

Bait crate

When you chug an entire bottle of something really fast but you don’t finish it.

Johnny: I was at my buddy’s function last night and to excite the festivities, I decided to do a bait crate. It was scary cause I almost nearly blacked out that night.

by Justicewithtacosandweed April 22, 2020

lit craft

when someone shows you something you would say lit craft as a way saying that's cool when you dont give a fuck

john: yo look at my new shoes
Tyrone: lit craft
john: frfr

by jaydahero August 2, 2020