corn floggin'

To spank the monkey. To wank off. To tickle the one eyed trouser snake.

You get the idea.

Stacy totally denied me last night, so
I had to go corn floggin'.

by trtyrtdyhrthrdtrhrt July 1, 2008

stink corn

the corn found in shit, very bad odor

That BBQ was great but I filled the bowl with stink corn the next day

by layne226 June 27, 2008

denim corn

The act of a private dancer nibling on the penis through your jeans. Another pioneer defines denim corn as someone who sharts themselves in a mexican restaurant and plays it off as though he sat in food.

I just got back from getting a lap dance in the back room and that stripper gave me some denim corn. It really hurt when she bit my privates, but I think I will go back for another round.

by Amigo Jones October 2, 2008

corn nuts

a corn nut is a small piece of hair sticking out on the side of your head.

"fuck my corn nuts are popping out"

by cocopuffs1122 June 10, 2014

corn snake

Slang for small penis. Think about it, if a big penis is considered an anachonda then wouldnt a small penis be a corn snake?

Also every man that uses the names section of urban dictionary has a corn snake

Nigga no hoe is gonna want that lil ass corn snake.

by xaneks May 18, 2017

hide the corn

When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids

Babe hide the corn the kids are around

by MsMiraya February 10, 2018

Corn DNI

steve cobs, from inanimate insanity, is a widely hated character on inanimate insanity. therefore, if you’re a steve cobs fan, you shouldn’t interact with a person who hates steve cobs.

hey, do you know steve cobs from inanimate insanity? he’s my favorite!
CORN DNI!!!!!

by royalbathtub August 29, 2022