Katie Cook

The most beautiful woman alive
married to Jamie Cook

who is that beautiful lady?
that is Katie Cook

by lastshadowmonkeys February 17, 2022

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cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

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logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip

Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen

by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018

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Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

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When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

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