Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."
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logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip
Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen
by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018
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Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number
yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam
by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020
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Cook the child

say this to win any argument
Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021
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Let'em cook

A request to give time to an individual or team that is working on something of importance and seem to be on the verge of a break through
Person A: This game game out broken as fuck and glitchy as hell
Person B: Everything comes out that way nowadays, look at the basics, see something great is being made here, and let'em cook
by July 24, 2023
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Rob cook

A giant loud ginger who has no soul.

His mating call is ..... PASS THE KETCHUP
There's a rob cook walking down the street, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husbands.
by Anonymous chetwynd January 27, 2011
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cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.
Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.
by johnsonleremy August 23, 2011
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