Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016

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crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017

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Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018

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Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007

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All Corked Up

A derivative of Cocked Up, which a co-worker thought we were saying "All Corked Up" instead of "All Cocked Up"

The copier is all corked up.
Who corked up the copier.

by IT/Site Designer July 2, 2008

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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.

"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"

by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017

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