Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

horror movie conception

when your watching youtube since you watched a horror movie but an ad comes on for a horror movie that you cant skip so your just fucked

jenna i told you i would make a definition for horror movie conception

by clancy9019a November 9, 2016

Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.

Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.

by Based papist December 25, 2023

Holy Faith Convent Gyal

They're mostly lesbians and ones who aren't either want a bullerman from Pres or with a CESEC man

Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.

Guy 1: She nice and red and is a Holy Faith Convent Gyal,Win.

Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.

Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.

by Convent gyal 123 November 21, 2023

Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"

Dumb and wrong.

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

poor man's convertible

When you put all your windows down and turn the AC up

"I want a miata but i'm broke. i got a poor man's convertible instead, watch this"

by taregami July 1, 2024

Anti-Germanic converter

Definition: A tool or process designed to replace or convert words of Germanic origin in the English language with alternatives from other linguistic roots, perpetually for stylistic, cultural, or ideological reasons. The term refers to methods applied to minimize or remove Germanic influence in English vocabulary.
Pronunciation: /ˈænˌtaɪ-ʤərˈmænɪk kənˈvɜrtər/ ("AN-tie-jur-MAN-ik con-VERT-er")

Significance:
• It is used frequently in linguistic projects, inscriptions, or discussions that focus on replacing Germanic-derived terms with those from Latin, Greek, or other languages.
• It can refer to digital tools, software, or manual methods for altering language in specific ways.
• Reflects the effort or tendency to adapt the language in a way that reduces the presence of Germanic roots in favor of other influences.
Singular noun: Anti-Germanic converter

Examples:
• "He used an Anti-Germanic converter to revise his essay, opting for Latin-derived synonyms."
• "The Anti-Germanic converter aided transform the text into a style that avoided Germanic terms."
• "Various linguists find the concept of an Anti-Germanic converter fascinating, though others view it as unnecessary."

by Dmitrio October 28, 2024