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Unholy Confessions

Out of all of Avenged Sevenfold's songs which are mostly complex to play on guitar, Unholy Confessions Is probably the most beginner friendly song by A7X to play on guitar. It's also a pretty good song and very Metalcore-ish
by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023
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Drill Confessions

Drill Confessions:
When UK drill rappers openly brag about real crimes—stabbings, shootings, murder, drugs, or gang activity—in lyrics, videos, or socials; basically pre-recorded self-snitching that doubles as free evidence for the police.

Example:
“Man thought he dropped a banger, but it was straight drill confessions—the police, judge, and jury loved it so much they sent him to jail.”
Lee: Bruv… I’m tellin’ ya, the UK police got a well easy job nowadays. They just go on that YouTube channel Grime Daily and pick who they’re gonna nick.

Frank:Some of these drill rappers don’t do themselves any favours, bruv. I call it drill confessions LOL.

Lee: Init! bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
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IHOP Confessional

A sexual act performed in an IHOP bathroom, with 3 people involved. One holds a bottle of syrup aloft over the closed stall door, chanting words of forgiveness and prayer to two people having intercourse on the sink. It is vital for correct performance that the syrup priest, or “Maple Minister”, maintain the seal of confessional by keeping the door closed, unable to see the intwined parties on the sink. During the ritual, it is vital that Minister apply holy oil (syrup) to the confessors, in order to better achieve forgiveness while still maintaining the aforementioned seal of confessional. No line of sight. Confessors must be naked, as sin was devised at the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden. The confessors will confess their sins, while being anointed, and absolutely fucking.

(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)
*Kneeling Upon Saint Syrup*

Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.

Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?
by Pancake Apostles March 3, 2026
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urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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bussy concussion

When the bussy gets fucked so hard you simply cannot sit or shit for a week.
The date went well but now I have a crazy bussy concussion.
by arrybo December 24, 2024
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spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.
news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."
by gast123456789 August 10, 2025
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Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.
Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.
by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026
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