Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 20, 2011

Colin the computer

Me!

im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Extraphysical Computing

Extraphysical computing is the using of extraphysical mechanics properties to peform computation, Computers that perform extraphysical computations are known as extraphysical computers. Extraphysical computers are believed to be able to solve computational problems, simulate porperties of extraphysical mechanics and discover new properties of extraphysical mechanics. The study of extraphysical computing is a subfield of extraphysical information science.

Extraphysical computing, if developed, might provoke revolutionary and insane changes inside computing and technology, but still, classical computers and quantum computers would still be used, since the main proposes of extraphysical computing is the study of properties of extraphysical mechanics and enable the development of extraphysical technologies that could help humankind in several issues and even discover other worlds and dimensions.

by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020

physical computing

when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.

me and dan did some physical computing last night.

by the all knowing ball sack February 12, 2019

Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 03, 2012

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021