Comparing answers

Code words for cheating. Often used in educational settings and always done in the 3 minutes before class.

Example 1:
*Teacher walks by 2 kids doing homework*
Teacher: Is that chapter 15 due next period?
Kids: Yea, were comparing answers to further our education and brainstorm possible class discussion questions.
Example 2:
Greg: Here, lets compare answers. Unfortunately, I got all blanks.

by The Fo November 20, 2007

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

Compraz

An all around word that describes any noun that a group wishes to keep from an outsiders understanding. The individuals conversing understand the meaning due to similar topics on their mind, and the previous context of their conversations. Usually used to describe drugs in the open.

On the bus ride...

"Hey man you wanna get some compraznitch for later tonight?"
"I got some work to do but after im down"

by The Great RJC January 29, 2009

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.

Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.

by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009

complemate

To undescribe the describable.

Journalist at an annual polar bear swim - "Where are you from?"
Interviewee - "I'm a professor at a mental institute and all of these people here are my students."
Journalist - "What is the purpose of today's attempt?"
Interviewee - "It's an experiment."
Journalist - "To prove what?".
Interviewee - "That life can sometimes be too uncomplemated."

Dave to himself - "Why is everything always so complemated?"

John to his friend's mother - "I complemate you on your vocabulary."

Susan to her younger sister - "Does your insurance fully complemate you?"

Craig - "I didn't complemate at the end of that calculation."

by fireboyproductions July 3, 2010

Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.

After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.

by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

compounce

Swinging chandelier, delicate on appearance but sturdy in structure to last long in the 1800's, many families passed them from generation to generation as relics, modern day haunted houses often use the design

While the compounce looked fragile with its thousands of hanging crystals, it really was an old relic that had survived not one, but two earthquakes.

by plasticducky August 4, 2014