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Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...
by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022
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Assholetov cocktail

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm
what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe
by earrapist February 4, 2019
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Slut Cocktail

For a slut cocktail you will need

- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)

Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
I felt kinky and thirsty, so we made a slut cocktail
by Whore in Sherpa clothing July 25, 2012
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Cosby Cocktail

The act of coitus between two men, where the "fucker" puts a sedative tablet in the head of his penis, to insert into the "fuckees" anus, where it will become active. Once inserted, the "fuckee" will now have a tail, made of cock... a, cocktail and "cosby" cocktail, due to the sedative.
"Ah yeah, my rings stull hurtin from when Steve gave me that cosby cocktail last night".

"Ah yeah Dave, how did you like that cosby cocktail"
by Bill Nye The Cosby Guy October 30, 2021
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cocktail

A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
Yo wanna cocktail?
Nahh fam I aint gai boii...
by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022
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pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.
by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023
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Brazilian cocktail

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail
man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail

Why are your teeth brown?
by Big Kirby January 20, 2021
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