Poo O'clock

Needing to poo

Bob: I need to poo, it must be Poo O'clock

by sad_lil_b3an June 17, 2018

pants-off-o'clock

1. The time between getting home from work and leaving for work the next morning. During this time an individual would remove his/her pants for superior comfort at home.

2. 5pm - 8am

I would invite you over, but it is pants-off-o'clock.

by mrwendal January 21, 2010

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

beat me like a clock 😗✌️

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

Bowl O'Clock

That wonderful time of day where it becomes necessary to pack up a fat bowl. Usually performed After some sort of activity (Work, class, homework, snowboarding etc.)

After a long day at work..
Steve: Yo man what time is it?
Jim: Why it's Bowl O'Clock of course!
Steve: Bowl O'Clock it is! Pack that shit!

by S T Thrizzle July 31, 2008

late o'clock

The time of day when you find yourself wondering how it got so late ... and then realize you've been having sex all morning/afternoon/night/week.

"Oh my God, that felt so good."
"Yeah, but we got santorum everywhere."
"Mm, what time is it? ... Holy Crap! It's late o'clock."

by Akela December 11, 2004