Chomo the Clown

A professional chomo who enjoys making special guest appearances at children's birthday parties.

Is he really doing this gig for free? Chomo the clown must really love kids to attend such a wild birthday party free of charge.

by Tom J Moore December 14, 2008

Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.

Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.

by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008

clown kink

The attraction to clowns and clown toys, the red nose, the face paint and the sexual draw to anything to do with clowns.

She/He has a serious case of clown kink!

by Mistress Red Nose March 2, 2016

mad clown

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back

i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.

by d-man December 11, 2003

Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

by asde June 28, 2006

clown child

When his/her behavior becomes that of common folk. Often used by commoners in common communities that like to clown around with the c alliteration .

eg.

Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central

Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child

Jurgen: Wow, Kevin is being such a clown child

Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central

by TravisMcDee August 7, 2009

clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

by wch-meister September 26, 2015