choata

The part of the male anatomy between the balls and the anus

Last night was awesome, she even licked my choata!

by Hunk Bergundy August 25, 2007

Choad Hugger

A total fagwad/homo/nerd/dweeb/ass ramming uncle fucker.

OMG!! HEY KEN! YOU'RE A HARRY POTTER FAN? YOU'RE A TOTAL CHOAD HUGGER!

by Beckie B. November 1, 2008

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

by Vitamin J October 12, 2003

choad

A magical sword that is only wieldable by the Sir Clark Klan.

The SCK beat us to death with their choads.

by The sniper from the year of two-thousand and one June 9, 2004

choda

n. The stegasouras that travels from the Hariyblue mountains to the great Brownstar caves.

Emily continued to lick upward from my anus and over my choda on her way to my balls.

by Jaxon January 5, 2004

choda

I always heard that the choda was the male G spot...like inside the arse.

Tickle my Choda please. I enjoy it.

by Winner May 13, 2005