Anorexic Canetoad

An Australian sexual practise. You sneak up on your sleeping girlfriend and holding the top and bottom of your ntusack with both hands, stretch your balls over her face, from her forehead down to her mouth. This way she wakes up to see an Anorexic Canetoad draped over her face

Shelia: "Jezus, what that fuck is that?!"

Bloke: "You've got an Anorexic Canetoad on your face, love"

by thepinksockadvocate May 21, 2009

chace rape

A combination of child and face rape. It is widely regarded as one of the most vile, evil things that one can do.

omg, last night Mo performed chace rape upon 25 young children at the orphonage. That's sick. He should probably kill himself for the good of the world.

by Mustaphalopolis January 2, 2009

Caneing

The act of performal a sexual act using a walking cane. Most commonly done on females but sometimes used on males.

Q: Hey Troy, did you see that hot girl in the sales department?
A: Yea I've got her number...she's in for a real caneing.

by someonetoget2know February 22, 2011

sugar cane

During a threesome when a girl puts sugar on another girls' pussy and has her queef on the guys dick. The first girl the proceeds to lick the sugar off both the guy and the girls genitalia.

Sarah's twat and my balls are all sticky from the sugar cane last night. That will be the last time I let my sister in our threesome!

by Super Sloppy Funn Time August 8, 2009

russain candy cane

eating a girl out wile she is in her peroid

thanks for the russain candy cane hun

by john41241251251346347 March 20, 2006

Candy cane

When a man sucks the mestural blood out of a womans vagina and the women gives the man head and he blows in her mouth then they make out and then the women gargles all of the cum and blood mix.

ME and edna ate a candy cane last night only week we could this month.

by ironsoul5 August 11, 2008

Chanez

A name for someone who will often sing to herself waiting for people to join in but it will never happen. Great person to be around when feeling down, not so great when wanting to rest. Chanez will seem abit 'not right' to strangers passing by.

'Look at that woman singing to herself...reckon she has Chanezitis'

by shortaaaaay February 11, 2010