Castrogevity

A dictator who lives for an abnormally long time.

Castro (eponym) + (blend) longevity

The Castrogevity of Robert Mugabe has lasted since 1980.

by lingstu February 17, 2013

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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

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castina

A ship name for a guy that lives in Missouri and a girl that lives in Maryland. They are total opposites but they make it work. They love each other and will continue to love each other (hopefully). They do crazy things together and laugh at stupid things. Overall, it's relationship goals.

Relationship goals!
Who?
Castina

by hellaturntup March 24, 2016

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Castiñeira

1.A person who cannot get his hands out o his dick
2.A person who is constantly masturbating

Oh men! You're always touching your balls, you're such a castiñeira.

by Gph1119 January 24, 2017

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carstions

When you are riding home from school in a car and your parent asks you every possible question about your day.

Parent: So, did you have fun at school today?

You: *sighs* No, it's school, of course I didn't have fun.

Parent: Why? What did you do that wasn't fun?

You: Well, I had a math test and every other class was boring.

Parent: A math test? How did you do on it?

You (mumbling): Why do you have to ask so many carstions?

by Chewable_Tablets February 10, 2017

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