Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.

Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.

by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022

Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.

Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass

by Four big guys May 11, 2022

Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.

my teacher mrs carson is the besttt

by amnarreee May 13, 2022

Alexander Carson

an amazing young man that has a beautiful smile, he is very pretty, loving and loyal. he is very protective for the people he loves and he is super duper cool. he loves to play fortnite, roblox and among us with his friends.

Alexander Carson is super duper cool.

by YOUR-MUM-LOSER November 2, 2022