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douche canoe

He is a dickhead
by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015
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douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.
Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.
by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018
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Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
by MesaMil February 3, 2022
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canoeing

when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.
man this joint is canoeing!
by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025
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Douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019
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Ashley Cano

she’s a v supportive friend! she is one of my only friends, ik sad. and she loves to talk sh!t with me💗 anyways love u gurl🔐 have a great day!⭐️
by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022
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douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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