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crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

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douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

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