A term generally used by idiots when they don't know that Canada has several different time zones, like most other places in the world. Most likely to be used by someone who is a complete dipshit, and fails at life!
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Get the air canada mug.A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.
All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
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They're known for their two-sided extensive library of songs - one side is corrupted, evil, and creepy-sounding, and the other side of their work is pretty relaxing and neat-sounding.
They're known for their two-sided extensive library of songs - one side is corrupted, evil, and creepy-sounding, and the other side of their work is pretty relaxing and neat-sounding.
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Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
American: Haha you're from canada, you're our hat!! haha loser
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
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One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"
"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."
"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."
"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
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