cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 01, 2011

glizzy cream

Dick cheese and cum

I just cummed glizzy cream

by micerclye October 26, 2020

Cream Kin

The moment when you a bro become emotionally and mentally synced forever as you bust a nut at the same time, staring into one another's eyes as you put a girl on the spit.

Darrel and I became Cream Kin after we put this swede on the spit.

by KOONOP May 30, 2017

Lid cream

The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.

Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.

by Lord_of_Foxes December 03, 2016

bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.

David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.

by flatpig April 11, 2022