A1 Gucci Clutch

An expression used by people who feel extremely happy. Not to be confused with the fictitious B2 Versace Brake, or C3 Kors Gas Pedal.

Person 1: Dude I got a 72 on the math test, but Mr. Mcgee is curving it 24 points because the class average was a 42.

Person 2: A1 Gucci Clutch!

by A1 Gucci Clutch July 31, 2016

Clutch time

A sexual act where 2 men (often homosexuals) grope each other’s balls at the same time.

“I Heard this one dude rapping and he keeps using the term ‘clutch time’, the fuck?”

“He grabs his homie’s balls, man”

by Hannah :P December 21, 2019

Kung pow clutch

When a girl grabs your dick squeezes it really really hard then chops at it like a karate expert then she puts it on a flat surface and punches it and does elbow drops then finally leaves the man on his own ,crying over the fact that he just got pwned.

Wow, dude last night ... my girlfriend gave me the old kung pow clutch

by Jdiggityshit January 11, 2009

Clutch

When something is preformed well and it was done fast.

a:"I stole the remote"
b:"I didn't even see you. That was so clutch"

by thats clutch 131274633 January 30, 2009

boner clutch

When you pop the clutch and bone-er! most of the time you pop er into first, second, third, forth, and fifth and then hit top speed and blow your engine or possibly skip a gear and grind your transmission... when done you put the boner clutch into neutral and coast it out.

Man I was with a girl last night.. I popped the clutch and boned her!! My boner clutch never fails me..

by ICE BOY May 4, 2008

clutch

Collective noun for administrators in a school

When P. hacked into the computer system the clutch went into spanish inquisiton, complete with comfy chairs. It was a real cluster fuck.

by Puri D May 17, 2006

Clutch

Clutch to punch or hit very hard in the face

Give me back my money or I will clutch you

by Renegade33 March 16, 2010