Drug Cloud

A good looking girl who floats from group to group trying to score free drugs from dudes by hinting that they may get some if they hook her up.

Basically a drug whore with not as much sex and dick sucking

Guy 1: You see Shannon earlier dude? she was hitting on me and rubbing me up and shit cos she knew I had coke, the minute I said no more, she dissapeared. she is such a fucking drug cloud

Guy 2: yeah fuck yeah dude, I had some weed last week and she was grinding all over me and getting all close and shit until we ran outta weed. Total drug cloud.

by The weather man November 9, 2009

Mushroom Cloud

1.the end result of a nuclear explosion
2.the solution to all of the world's problems

...all that was left was a mushroom cloud.

by D3zNu7$ February 18, 2008

smug cloud

The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.

Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."

Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"

Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)

by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2009

roll a cloud

roll up all the windows in a vehicle & smoke marijuana so it gets really cloudy

"Lets go roll a cloud"
"alright you got the buds?"

by smokinreefer December 26, 2008

Cum cloud

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!

Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!

by MK9903 April 14, 2012

White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.

His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.

by Goofnut December 11, 2017

Blue Cloud of Death

Refers to the potential failure of a cloud computing network.

Google experienced a massive blue cloud of death yesterday that shutdown 10 million subscribers of their G-storage service.

by sweets1970 April 5, 2009