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goutch clap

What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.
Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.
by Karl Markis December 29, 2007
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love clap

When a males testies repeatedly hit the buttocks of a female occupant in the act of sex, making a claping sound.
Guy 1: I got laid last night!!!
Guy 2: I know all i could hear was love claps.
by Christopher whitness August 18, 2009
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tab clap

also known as "tabbing". When someone starts clapping several seconds before the rest of the group. Tabbing can also refer to when a person starts clapping when it is not appropriate or while someone else is talking.
person: "and in conclusion..."
person doing the tab clap: "CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP"
by PlAcEpErSoN July 13, 2011
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Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person
"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."
by Exodus VI January 25, 2016
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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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Ball Clap

Ball Clap is when you have just walked out of a shower or your balls are otherwise wet and your balls hit your thigh creating a clapping sound.
Yo dude I walked out of the shower yesterday and did a loud ball clap I think everyone in the house heard it.
by Omppusolttu January 30, 2020
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butt clap

(v) verb
Definition: When someone farts and produces a clapping sound from his or her butt. Also can be used when someone is on the toilet and makes the same sound.
Wow John, your farting sounded like a clap! It's a butt clap!
by Monyrith March 18, 2006
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