chris 

A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth.
One who drinks too much with people called Gary.
Generally says Do one far too much.

Lets go drinking tonight, Chris!

chris by Darren Swan January 29, 2008

Chris 

A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber

My name is Chris I drive a Honda Civic and I cry when people talk about my dick

Chris by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016

chris 

"Someone that always gets mad at a beaner in his group. But why?"

"Gets annoyed easier then most people"

Chris is a slut

chris by B rice with an i April 2, 2016

Chris 

Most athletic person u ever seen he can jump run and is very strong. He is a star at football and basketball. The girls love him and follow him where ever he goes.

That kid Chris is a total beast.
If u get a boyfriend like Chris u need to keep him.

Chris by Ndjhfhfhfhfhhf November 26, 2016

Chris 

A guy who will smile and make you smile even when your in a bad mood. You can always go and talk to him and he'll listen even when you barely know him. He's funny and will always support you even though he needs support. He has a great personality and he is also handsome.

Chris is just the most amazing guy.

Chris by OceanBreeze🏖🌊🐋🐬💐💐 September 23, 2017

Chris 

A literal retard who knows nothing at all.

You're a Chris!

Chris by THEBIGGESTBONERINTHEWORLD December 6, 2017

Chris 

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

Chris by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018