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Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.
Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.
by WootAtheists February 25, 2009
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Time's Square Celebration

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".
by GlApp Money Shot December 30, 2009
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celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".
For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".
by Markesha February 4, 2005
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celebritization

The process occuring e.g. when a relative of a rich and famous person adapts to a new, lavish lifestyle only made possible because their relative assists them financially, allowing all the family members to live similar lifestyles.
1. It is easy to see that it is common for relatives of the Rich&Famous to go through celebritization quite soon after their relative makes great success in the entertainment industry e.g. as artists or actors. Just take a look at any gossip magazine or website, or watch "Fab Life of the Celebrity Relatives" on MTV. You'll sure find lots of examples of celebritized relatives who quit their jobs and maybe even went from minimum wages, simple homes and old cars to living lavish lifestyles in 15,000 ft² homes - all at the expense of their relative!
2. Part of the celebritization of your parents, for some of today's young stars, obviously is to treat them with the best plastic surgery money can buy. Talk about make-overs; New house, new cars and - mstching new bodies as well! Everything for a mom and dad who is matching your new lifestyle (and looks great on the red carpet)! ;)
by Lotta fra Bråkmakergata December 29, 2007
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The JP celebration.

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.
I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.
by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010
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celebratable

Worthy of or cause for celebration or festivities
Insisted reunion must be celebratable.
by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009
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Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
by bearbax May 29, 2009
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