Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018

callum glover

A very big dickhead

But friendly most of the time

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next

by Dacoolestguy May 27, 2017

Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.

Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo

by Jetmatich February 8, 2023

Callum

Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.

Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*

by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 10, 2022

callum steel

A big black guy who has a lot of sex.

Callum in Latin is Callus.

Callus is a thickened and hardened part of the skin or soft tissue, especially in an area that has been subjected to friction.

Steel is a Steel Rod.

"Woah did you see that Callum Steel? He got loads of pussy."

by White Charlie August 3, 2022

Callum

Elin's boyfriend

Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"

by callumharty May 19, 2024

Callum

An absolute gay boy, likes men but refuses to admit it. He also tends to be narcissistic, and loves himself to extreme levels. Probably the reason for his overall gayness

That Callum is a gayboy

by Hamboiga January 8, 2022