blow by

Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.

Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.

by Elvis October 18, 2003

blow some mud

To defecate a somewhat loose watery stool with a gale force fart behind it so as to cake the excrement like a mud pie against the porcelain toilet bowl.

Please excuse me for a moment from this delectable chocolate sundae desert that you made for me, but I have the need to use the ladies room in order that I might blow some mud.

by HD Medina November 19, 2007

Blow privilege

The act of a woman servicing a man. Others may consider this a synonym to "blow job", but in fact it is indeed a privilege for a woman to provide this to a man.

"My dear husband, I feel that it has been too long since I last delighted you. May I please have the opportunity to offer you a blow privilege this morning?"

by wheredidmypantsgo July 31, 2012

Blow Job Twins

The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.

Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins

Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !

by teachergotablowjob December 20, 2009

Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

pee and blow

To urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.

That meal was a big one; later, I had release a furious pee and blow.

by T. G. March 1, 2008

suck 'n blow

A game usually played at large parties consisting of one playing card. A group sits boy-girl, boy-girl (unless it's a homosexual party) and, using only the card, transport it from person to person using only the mouth. You "suck" the card when recieving it, and you "blow" the card when giving it to the next person. It's like kissing with a card in-between your lips. Not as easy as it sounds.

Lori: Hey, anybody wanna play suck 'n blow?
Tommy: you know I do.

by Lelia Claire January 8, 2009