A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.
by Nazi Pants May 20, 2008
Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.
College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.
by QuacksO December 07, 2011
by Poll3nth3wol599 January 22, 2023
Those are some big busty boobies disgusting slurping noises
by Mr.robinsongaylord March 30, 2022
“Would you say those are Big wee boobies ?”
“ Aye you know the ones. They look like shrunken massive boobies, but are still big but kinda wee on a wee burd”
“ Aye you know the ones. They look like shrunken massive boobies, but are still big but kinda wee on a wee burd”
by 3TB June 09, 2021
by [insertfunnyusernamehere] June 29, 2011
When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
by Codewarrior128 November 10, 2013