BEli

a relationship between Brooke and eli

Great! Operation BEli is a go.

by 6684745$) June 12, 2018

Belieberism

The belief that Justin Bieber is a song angel sent down from heaven and that spiritual enlightenment can only be achieved through listening to his music.

Why is that bitch so bieber crazy? She is always listening to his music. Haven't you heard?? No, what? She converted to belieberism.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

beliffable

When you meet a boy who you think is the one.

That boy is such a beliffable, i thinks he's the one.

by beliffable May 23, 2018

Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018

Baelining

The act of obsessing about someone for a short duration of time mostly out of wanting to hook up.

C'mon man you been baelining on that bust down skank since she tuned you up last week.

by Kaps42 November 19, 2018

belief

The acceptance of something as true or real, even if it's a lie, is false, is wrong, is a faith that can't be proven, not all beliefs are untrue, and it's especially the case when you have evidence to back up your beliefs.

Belief: you're all zombies except for me, in fact because of you treating me painfully you don't feel pain, I do, and harming you is imprudent.
Fact: all my beliefs are true.

by badmouth December 14, 2018

Belichickyan

Someone who refuses to motivate or help motivate another person or a large group of people

Why are you being belichickyan you are not encouraging my positivity energetic mood, instead you're trying to bring me down

by Elymars February 2, 2019