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Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.
My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.
by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021
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bloomerang

The phenomenon of returning to live in Bloomington, Indiana after moving away to live in urban cultural centers.
My husband and I are moving to the east coast for his job. We hope it goes well and we don't bloomerang back to Indiana.
by KrisTDZ February 19, 2021
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Bloomberg

Bloomberg is the specific act of blowing cocaine up an anus.
Baby, I want you to Bloomberg me.
by TollyTinx March 6, 2021
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Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
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bloomerang

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.
Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
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Blooming onion

A very full ashtray
Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion
by CarlTensine June 5, 2021
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blomfeldt

If your last name are «Blomfeldt» your really hansome or pretty. If your ever lucky to find one off this rare human beings… hold on to him or her
Oh! Your last name is Blomfeldt?
by Superviser July 1, 2021
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