Blood sucker 

-Small animal or parasite
-Lawyer
-Ex girlfriend
-Politician
-Masochist

-"____" like to suck blood

Blood sucker by Ninjatikiman April 30, 2005

Blood Baby

A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.

Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"

Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."

Blood Baby by GoonGoblin8 October 18, 2010

blood walk 

A walk invented by tha bloods where u slide ur right foot and spell blood wit ur left foot.

Mike:did u blood walk yet?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Do u kno how?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Dumbass
Jay:Fuck u nigga(Blood Up).

blood walk by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006

Blood Cougher 

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

Blood Cougher by Anonystoner September 3, 2009

blood quarf 

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

blood quarf by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood shweef 

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

blood shweef by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood check 

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.

"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"

blood check by number 26 November 10, 2011