Zeus's Butthole

Mentioned in the movie The Rock. Apparently, something of great significance and importance; possibly that from which all of Creation is derived.

"...how in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE did you escape from your cell?!"

by glub glub September 10, 2008

fire butthole

very tight, nice butthole, also definition of perfect butthole

Carlos: Dam javie desaree got dat fire butthole
Javie: Hell yah that shit too fire

by butthole plug March 17, 2008

dirty butthole

dirty butthole is a thing were you have a dirty butt..........hole

Aislinn has a dirty butthole, and it smells

by me has dirty butt January 21, 2018

Butthole

When someone is being rude or mean and won't snuggle with you.

Emma is a butthole

by Forrest smith January 5, 2014

Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.

Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010

texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock

person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue

by roflrofler September 4, 2009

buttholes

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.

I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.

by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008