Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

by JSmooth33 October 17, 2008

grocery beater

n. a vehichle (usually a station wagon) that emits blue/black smoke out of the tail pipe and contains at least .5 pounds (8oz.) of rust on the exterior of the vehicle.It must also having missing or non-matching hubcaps. A substitute for the previous desciption would be a broken window cover by plastic. It could be used for activities such as picking up groceries or the mail.

My friend bought a grocery beater and he fills up his oil and checks his gas.

by Integra_140 May 16, 2006

mouth beater

Someone who sucks dick
Someone who loves to participate in oral sex

The "mouth beater" sucked everybody on the block

by Baby kill May 26, 2007

cake beater

Nasty, dirty ass feet.

Man, get yo cake beaters away from me.

by Beans15 June 9, 2008

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

off the beaten path

swizneet

nigga, dat humma is off the beaten path

by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

byzantine beater

The act of first taking a massive shit into the girls mouth and making her keep it in there while you absolutley pound her in the ass with your cock. If the shit fails to stay in her mouth, you stop fucking her and punch her in the face and shit in her mouth again. she must last at least 5 minutes with the "chocolate" in her mouth.

"Damn todd, last night i broke tiffany's nose while giving her a byzantine beater."

by jim pailer November 20, 2007