Foul Ball

When a man or woman is sitting on the toilet taking a number 2, when the time comes to wipe, they happen to get a little bit of feces on the wiping hand.

I just foul balled at work. I took off my coat too.. I had to wash my hands and go back to get my coat. I hope the guy in the stall next to me didn't notice.

by Cap'n brownbeard October 8, 2009

cock or ball

A new game thats sweeping the streets. It involves a man revealing part of his genetalia to a friend and asking them whether he's showing cock or ball. Known techniques to confuse your opponent include "stacking" and the "fold over."

Hey Tom, wanna play cock or ball?

Ok

Well...?

Hmmm...ball

No mate, I've confused you using the "fold over"

by very_ape January 22, 2006

ball dock

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.

Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.

by Rhombic December 14, 2008

Ballarific

To be balla or being of outstanding stature; referring to your economical portfolio and or athletic abilities

As Kanye West most adequately put it, "i wanna act Ballarific like its all terrific"

Or

As I use it "Naim's dunk was soooo Ballarific it was like a Cum Fiesta"

by BallarificBalla June 27, 2009

ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.

My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.

by morranga July 13, 2011

Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.

Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.

by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011

ball sweep

Getting with every guy in the room (a clean sweep of all the balls)

Holy shit, that girl that just straight up ball sweeped the room tonight (even Jason!)

by MasonJar March 27, 2015