Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.

Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard

by Ezra2727 December 24, 2022

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

sneaky lil bastard

A phrase used to express the sneakiness of a bastard

That sneaky lil bastard is back

by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.

John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.

by J.C.J January 25, 2022

Miserable Prick Bastard

Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!

Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.

by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die

“Someone named Kenny gets shot” OMG you killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD

by Kenny McCormicc April 6, 2023

bastard rule

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.

Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!

by Robbo351 December 6, 2006