basement balls

Old man balls that smell like a damp basement.

Your grandpa has basement balls.

by Emily Jean November 8, 2006

retard basher

A guy in america Who pisses off a retard by constantly turning off a gamecube while the retard is trying to play.

"It's the fuckin Batteries Patterson!"

"what a retard basher!"

by Aslin May 12, 2007

Bush Basher

a motherfucking fucker

i like to fuck

therefore i am a Bush Basher

by mrskag September 25, 2008

poser-basher

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.

a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"

by Ryan P. B. December 14, 2008

go find the basement

What you say to someone in a house with no basement when they are annoying you/boring you to death.

Fat Kid: Will you be my friend?

You: Uh...why don't you go find the basement ? I'm sure there are friends for you down there.

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

Obama basher

1. A person with an IQ over 100, who does not feel entitled to reparations, can tell fact from fiction, and can't believe that so many sub-wits were bamboozled and hoodwinked.

2. A person with an IQ under 100, who doesn't get their handout on time.

3. A non-Marxist patriot, also known as a Pelosi-pooper.

4. Anyone who thinks that the O-man should have stayed on his Chicago porch.

5. Anyone whose job was not created or saved.

Dem dam Obama bashers be sayin that Obama is George Soros's porch monkey.

by Sir 50 Cal November 1, 2009

basement warrior

Basement warrior is just like the dudes that live in their moms basement and wish that worked in games, but they don't because they're dumb.

Adam is a basement warrior and I wish I could get him fired.

by JeRkYtReaTs March 19, 2016